Chicago Animal Care and Control has been dispatched to a dog park at Huron Street and the Chicago River, where this coyote showed up today. (Nancy Stone/Chicago Tribune)
Chicago, IL--This cunning and majestic creature deserves to be the Wind City’s new mascot. He deserves a special name and I will leave that up to my visitors.
Unlike a hapless mountain lion that showed up by Lane Technical High School a while back who was cut down by police gunfire, this critter is safe and sound and most likely on his way to re-settlement somewhere.
As for that rogue mountain lion police claim they found a gun not far from his paw. That was the cop’s story and they’re stickin’ to it! That killing was finally ruled as a Justifiable Homicide.
"That killing was finally ruled as a Justifiable Homicide."
wouldn't that be more accurately classified as a felinocide?
Chicago's cool coyote should be namesd
"Clouty", or how about "Poorhouse", cause that's where we're all headed thanks to this city.
That gun by the lions paw was a plant.
He wouldn't lie.
The #2 lunch special at the Golden Wok.
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