Oh, what a glorious beacon of liberty we built! When our noble founders crafted the judiciary, it was supposed to be PURE DEMOCRACY in its most majestic form, where a simple majority could decide the fate of our sacred freedoms! But no, they cleverly designed it so that not even a rampaging mob of 51% could casually torch the Bill of Rights. We had layers of appeals, state courts, federal courts, and finally the Supreme Court as the ultimate guardian. What a brilliant plan.  Except… oops. Instead, we’ve handed these self-anointed gods in black robes the keys to the kingdom, and they’ve spent decades engaged in the world’s most expensive game of judicial group-think, sipping from the fountain of their own brilliance while “interpreting” our rights into oblivion through endless arguments and semantic gymnastics. They’ve taken crystal-clear, unambiguous words written by men who had just fought a revolution against tyranny and twisted them into a pretzel of legalistic nightmares tha...