Oh, you’re going to love this circus.
Judge Hannah Dugan, Milwaukee’s reigning queen of woke justice, found herself in a little oopsie—you know, just casually helping a criminal defendant escape from federal ICE officers. No big deal, right? Just another day in social justice fantasyland.
Here’s the scene: ICE had a warrant. They were ready to make a lawful arrest. And what did Her Honor do? Did she uphold the law like judges are supposed to? Of course not! She went full Harriet Tubman—for illegal aliens. She personally snuck the guy out of a restricted, non-public exit like it was a secret underground railroad stop for fugitives with court dates.
Now, rather than owning up to this brazen obstruction, she’s surrounded herself with an all-star legal dream team of woke warriors. Their argument? “Your Honor, she has absolute power in the courthouse—like some kind of judicial emperor. She’s immune! She’s untouchable! Bow before her robes!”
Seriously?
They’re even citing the Trump immunity case—because obviously, a county judge helping a guy dodge ICE is the same as the President executing constitutional duties. Right. And my Chihuahua is a Navy SEAL.
So far, she’s only made her grand entrance before a U.S. Magistrate for her initial appearance. Next up: a random federal judge will be assigned to the case—and wouldn’t you know it, the smart money says it’ll be a Biden or Obama appointee. Because in this game, party loyalty is thicker than the Constitution.
If that happens, brace yourself: they’ll probably toss the charges like yesterday’s compost, and Judge Dugan will ride off into the sunset in her Prius, smug as ever. But don’t worry—the U.S. Attorney can still appeal, and this legal soap opera is far from over.
In the meantime, Dugan’s got a few awkward conversations ahead—with the Wisconsin judicial commission, the State Bar, and anyone who still thinks judges should maybe not help defendants flee arrest.
Let’s just say her career robe might be headed for the dry cleaner… permanently.
