But thank God we’ve got the First Amendment, which gives everyone the divine right to spray their half-baked opinions across the world like a busted fire hydrant. Journalists? Oh, they’re still in the game, only now they’ve traded “reporting” for political karaoke. Everything’s off-key and every verse leans hard left. Back in the dark ages, if you wanted your opinion heard, you had to own a printing press the size of Texas or a TV station with a tower tall enough to fry geese mid-flight. Now, all it takes is a Wi-Fi connection and the self-confidence of a caffeinated teenager. Naturally, the Internet overlords decided this was far too much power for the peasants. Can’t have common people thinking and speaking freely! Shut it down before grandma tweets something spicy. Holy crap, do we get a buffet of garbage online. Conspiracy theories passed off as gospel truth. Fake stories about Hollywood saints rescuing kittens from burning buildings. Random dopes declaring your opinion “unconsti...