Thanksgiving Was Wonderful For All Except…

Poor Little Tom (seen here in this photo). Tom just did not have any fun since he was unable to receive a Presidential Pardon.

Poor Little Tom's appeals ran out and he was executed without so much as having a Padre standing by to help him in his ride to the hereafter. Soon Poor Little Tom was in Paul’s oven and is now part of the reason Paul needs to shed some Thanksgiving pounds (or was that really because of all the potatoes, pie and ice cream?).

We all know Tom and millions of his cousins had a really tough time, but we hope our friends and Crimefile's readers had a great Thanksgiving.

Note: PETA members are invited to send generous cash donations for Tom's Memorial Service to Crimefile.

Comments

Anonymous said…

lol hope you had a great thanksgiving!! we all need to lose weight after today...

November 22, 2007 5:24 PM

Unknown said…

Hey jagoff!! - Tom was a friend of mine! - I paid him handsomely to peck the Presidential Pecker! Now, part of him is in your big Bolshevik belly!! I am ap"PAUL"ed at your feigned sympathy and remorse. But bring on some more of the Pheromone wench! (if she only knew how YOU can make a "Fairy-Moan"! (learn how to spell what she does for your site though, will ya! - they might just pull their "spons'O'rship", you dumbass ex-cop! HAPPY TOM DAY, PRICK! ;-)

Your ex-Partner in TV Crime,

Skidmore

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