Chicago, IL—I had lunch yesterday with a lovely retired lady
cop in the Windy City. She has enjoyed
retirement as she plots her exit from Illinois tax slavery and this corrupt and
bankrupt metropolis.
After lunch I walked this gal to her car and we talked about how the law
abiding citizens and how they are forced to become bait for mobs of thugs by
unconstitutional gun laws forced upon them by moronic politicians. To my surprise she had a very creative and effective solution!
With the plague of criminal Flash Mobs violently assaulting tourists and yuppies in Chicago's Loop and Near North Gold Coast areas people need protection.
Of course because of HR 218 (The Law Enforcement Officers
Safety Act) she can carry a loaded firearm nearly anywhere she wants. But her first line of defense is not the
gun! She’s got a big can of Raid Insect
killer!
As scientists have raced to find non-lethal and non-toxic
sprays like tear gas and pepper spray that will only temporarily disable an
attacker there are other ways.
The pepper sprays are not so reliable. Drunks
and insane attackers don’t respond well to the gentle applications of
the non-lethal stuff.
The answer is in the deadly chemicals the Insect killer
provides. Permanent blindness and death
can result with the application. Of
course you need to get the spray to your attackers before they get to you. The Wasp and Hornet spray is perfect because
it’s designed to spray 20 feet to kill entire nests of these aggressive
insects.
No cop can arrest anyone for mere possession of a spray can
even though many jurisdictions have gone out of their way to ban even
non-lethal defense weapons!
Of course deploying insect spray on an attacker must be
because your attackers have reasonably placed you in fear of being beaten,
robbed, raped, seriously injured or killed.
Anytime you have more than one attacker deadly force through the use of
deadly weapons are justified.
It’s really very simply spray your assailants directly in
the eyes and faces. Let the thugs suck
in the fumes of today’s version of Zyclon B! Then make your escape.
As always if the police are able to locate you later you
should immediately say nothing beyond requesting to have a lawyer. Don’t deny or admit anything! Of course telling them you had to use the
spray to defend yourself may well get you arrested.
Comments
Of course, the baddies could do the same and I'll bet this stuff works just as quickly on WASPs as it does on wasps.
A friend suggested keeping a loaded flare gun in the car for protection. Any thoughts on this?
July 11, 2012 7:45 AM
Those Orion boating flares that fit the 26.5mm flare guns and also 12 gauge shotguns will bounce off most hard objects.I tried testing them and they do not stick or penetrate like in the movies.
Now if moo&oink have too much doo-whip in da hair,this may pose a problem.