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The Dolla Be Dead

Los Angeles, CA—The Chicago born rapper known as Dolla was shot in the head in broad daylight at the entrance of the Upscale Beverly Center today. He was all of 21 years-old.

Rappin’ is hazardous to the health as The Notorious BIG, and Tupac also learned the hard way in recent times.

No, I won’t be sending flowers or attending the funeral. I’m just wondering which one of these dopes will be next.

Ya know, I'm begining to enjoy rappers after all!

More Good News! The genius believed responsible for this killing is in custody.

23-year-old Aubrey Louis Berry of Georgia was arrested at Los Angeles International Airport on Monday night. His bail is set at $1 million.

Barry was arrested with a loaded 9MM handgun at Terminal1. We can only guess if he intended to board the plane with the weapon or not.

Berry was found at the ticket counter at Terminal 1. The silver Mercedes believed to be the getaway car was found in an airport parking facility. The great news is now there are two less jerks to worry about.
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Socialism Sucks said…
Oh no, what a tragedy!

Who is this guy again? !
May 18, 2009 8:15 PM
It's McTwitter! said…
Peoples REpublic of China says the Dolla' be dead. They want to use their own currency.
May 19, 2009 4:17 AM
Anonymous said…
To paraphrase his hit single, "Who the (bleep) was he?"
May 19, 2009 11:58 AM
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