Why The Returns Of This Presidential Election Will Be Really Slow

Trust me, I know my way around a precinct polling place especially in Chicago. As most voters know polling places are geographically located within walking distance inside areas containing less than 1000 voters.

Within the precinct there are precinct captains. Any political party has a right to their own captains. Within the inner-city the rarest precinct captain is a Republican. Because they just don’t exist. The captain’s job is to convince the voters to vote for party endorsed candidates and make sure the precinct voters vote right.

Next are the election judges. They are the ones in charge of the precinct election. There are three or sometimes more of them. One of them must be a registered to an opposite party. In heavily Democratic precincts the Republicans are Republicans on paper only for sheer convenience.

The judges are poorly paid and minimally trained people that are supposed to supervise the process protecting the integrity of the vote and privacy of the voters. Often the judges are very elderly. When the polls close their real work begins for the judges and the Precinct Captains keep a watchful eye open everything.

The sad reality is the precinct captains are the only ones that really know the procedures. They are not supposed to handle the election materials but the judges always give in begging for the precinct captain’s help.

When you have a big election with a turnout of 60% or more of the voters the election judges get overwhelmed and dysfunctional. The captains far too often take over the judge’s duties. If you believe that people don’t vote early and often the dead are incapable of casting a ballot you live in a dream world.

The horrific realty is that valid ballots are very often invalidated by chicanery such as defacing the ballot by making it show falsely that the voter voted for more than one candidate for the same office. Those voters that failed to show up have their ballots cast for them along with the dead. The truth is the ballot manipulation and ghost voting takes time. That’s why the inner-city returns are always last to be counted. Don’t complain now because this is the democracy we created. The Democrats fight all reform or voter fraud control efforts at every stage.

Thing are not always what they seem.

Crimefile Does Mancow In The Morning

Chicago, IL—I will be on the Mancow show at 10:30 Chicago time on Election Day. The popular Mancow has been resurrected at WLS-Radio 890.

If you’re outside Chicago you can listen here.

I’ve Been Avoiding Another Chicago Policeman’s Blog…

Chicago, IL-There is a growing list of bloggers everywhere. They come and they go. Some are boring and others are informative and entertaining.

There is this blog run by a knowledgeable fellow. I assume it’s a fellow, but who really knows? He’s funny, disrespectful, and vulgar however most often right on point. I suspect he fits the image of one of those oddball characters from Reno 911.

I have problems with his language not because I’m a prude but because I don’t want to offend those of my readers with sensitivities or religious concerns. I will send my readers with a harsh language warning. His blog title is a little over the top so I will only use a portion of it. I don’t understand why he picked that blog name since this is not a porn site.

You have been warned! Without further ado meet Shaved-------K.

More On The Planed Grant Park Obama Insurrection

This is one disturbance in the gentle American community of Lincoln, Nebraska that demonstrates the high emotions of the African-American Barack Obama supporters when it comes to tomorrow’s election. This is a small group of troublemakers. Just what will happen if Daley’s wish comes true and he get’s a million Obama supporters roaming downtown?

Please someone, anyone tell me how 5000 Chicago cops will be able to handle only 100,000 angry celebrants? Next tell me how they will handle a million? Please send body bags to the Windy City, they may need lots of them in the next 48 hours.

You Say You Hate The Patriot Act?

In countries ruled by Communists and National Socialists or Nazis they always put together a civilian security force. These are professional informers and stooges. The most notorious was Adolph Hitler’s SA. The SA was composed of unemployable Social outcasts that were encouraged to torment Jews and destroy their property.

Finally even the higher ups of the Third Reich wound up hating this group like everyone else. After they outlived their purpose and became a threat the infamous Night of The Long Knives took out the leadership of this bunch of brown-shirted SA rats.

Barack Obama thinks we need they same kind of “civilian security force” and you thought the Patriot Act was bad!

Obama’s Words Keep Haunting Him

At the eleventh hour Barack Obama’s words again have alienated a vast segment of voters in key states he was depending on for his election to the Whitehouse.

Obama threatened the very people who are employed by or invest in America’s coal industry. Obama vowed to help bankrupt them as President!

In January Obama told a San Francisco Chronicle reporter, "If somebody wants to build a coal power plant they can, it's just that it will bankrupt them because they are going to be charged a huge sum for all that greenhouse gas that's being emitted."

Pennsylvania, Virginia and Ohio are, must win states where a substantial number of people of people would find themselves financially ruined if Obama got his way. Voters in coal producing regions are quickly learning they really don’t have a choice but to reject Obama.

Christmas is coming boys and girls! What do you think Obama will find in his stocking hung over the fireplace this time? If Obama wins the poor kids living in these states won’t have a Christmas...

1993 U.S. Coal Production, by State
(Thousand Short Tons)
State Total State Total
Wyoming 210,129 Utah 21,847
Kentucky 156,299 Arizona 12,173
West Virginia 130,525 Washington 4,748
Pennsylvania 59,700 Maryland 3,355
Texas 54,567 Tennessee 3,047
Illinois 41,098 Louisiana 3,134
Virginia 39,317 Oklahoma 1,758
Montana 35,197 Alaska 1,601
North Dakota 31,973 Missouri 653
Indiana 29,295 Kansas 341
Ohio 28,186 Iowa 175
Alabama 24,768 Arkansas 44
Colorado 21,886

Listen to Obama's Own words folks!

Will An Obama Election Loss Spark A Hollywood Kool-Aid Party?

Hollywood, CA—The Leftist major media has already declared a victory for their hero, Barack Obama. Hollywood’s leading Lefties like Robert Redford , Alec Baldwin, Barbra Streisand and Susan Sarandon have all reneged on their vows to leave the USA if George Bush was either elected or re-elected.

I suspect there may still be some surprises on Tuesday. There’s talk of the Bradley Effect where the polls don’t accurately reflect what voter will do in the privacy of the voting booth. Tom Bradley, an African-American former Los Angeles mayor was predicted as a sure winner in the California Governoer's race. Loads of voter’s deceived pollsters later voting against Bradley. White voters did not want to be perceived as bigoted so they feigned allegiance to Bradley who lost the election.

Increasingly White Americans are realizing that Barack Obama with his Marxist admiration and leanings will enslave them through wealth redistribution. That reality may cause the Bradley Effect to get a brand new moniker for Obama.

Hollywood has sent hundreds of millions to the Obama campaign. These wealthy Liberals will not be able to cope with another Republican as President, even an established Liberal one like John McCain.

That leads me to ask what’s next for the Hollywood Elite if McCain wins the election?

Perhaps these disaffected Hollywood idealists can hold another Obama fundraiser at the Beverly Hills Hilton and donate the proceeds and their entire estates to charity. They could cap off the gala night with a toast with People’s Temple, Jim Jones’ special recipe Kool-Aid.

No Safety Helmets Allowed For Chicago Police At City Planed Insurrection

Chicago, IL—The insanity of City officials and the Barack Obama campaign continues. That’s even after serious concerns were raised by many wise, African-American religious leaders that urged people to celebrate in the safety of their own neighborhoods and homes.

The planed Grant Park Obama celebration/insurrection/violence orgy will put the entire city at risk. City officials and the Obama campaign are gambling with the very lives of everyone in this narcissistic, self- indulgent display. The planning of this event was irresponsible, reckless and dangerous.

Police were told to report for their 12-hour shifts wearing dress uniforms with the trademark checkerboard caps. They were told to bring their helmets but they must be locked up in car trunks kept miles away and inaccessible. Helmets have been proven prevent deaths and injuries. Why is Superintendent Jody Weis putting cops under his command at this additional risk?

The vastly outnumbered Chicago police officers will have no back up from the National Guard. Roving mobs will take full advantage of that fact and its expectable more deadly force will have to be used against emboldened and violent revelers.

We know full well what happens when uncontrollably large crowds of Chicago’s population gather. In 1968 several thousand unwelcomed Communists and hippies came to Chicago. Many were dressed for street combat complete with helmets and gas masks. Despite the presence of the National Guard hundreds of cops and incredibly stupid kids were hurt.

In 1970 the Group, Sly and The Family Stone simply failed to show up at a Grant Park concert. The destruction and injuries to police and civilians was unforgettable to all but Mayor Richard M. Daley.

More recently we know what happens when the Chicago Bulls win a championship. People and cops got hurt, lots of them. None of Chicago’s events will evoke the kind of emotion as an Obama loss or even a cliffhanger election will bring. Never before has any elected official urged a million people to attend any event.

I’d urge everyone to avoid the Grant Park Death Trap and watch the election returns on television in the safety and comfort in your own home.

Hey Daley! How Can This Be?

The Galco International “Miami Classic” Shoulder rig

Miami, FL—Despite being the land of the free when it comes handing out concealed weapons permits This South Florida metropolis has gone an entire month without a any homicides.

Yes it’s true! October 2008 went without a single murder in the land of CSI and Miami Vice. No wait! Today it’s 35 days and counting! Soon those kinds of TV shows will have to relocate to Chicago where there's never a shortage of active murder scenes.

According to “experts” like Barack Obama, Richard M. Daley and Michael Bloomberg that’s impossible! Could these fellows been somehow wrong? Their favored gun bans have only protected the criminals rather than the law abiding public. The criminals are enabled and get bolder by the week in places like New York and Chicago.

Could it be that Miami’s criminals are finding themselves too often at the wrong end of guns held by potential robbery and rape victims? Could it mean that armed law abiding citizens exercise their absolute right to carry firearms in a responsible and safe manner?

I guess Americans need to ask experts like Obama, Daley and Bloomberg to explain this phenomenon.

Charlton Heston’s Warning About Barack Obama

Los Angeles—Before he died that great American Charlton Heston left a warning about Barack Obama’s plan to end world hunger. Heston said it was a total lie.

Here is the warning he left for all of us!

Bank Robber A Respected Retired Police Sergeant?

Santa Anna, CA—The FBI called their prey the Grandpa Bandit. He robbed at least four banks located in Southern California cities as in Rancho Cucamonga, Glendora and Escondido.

The usual evidence is surveillance photographs and eye witness identifications. After a fourth stick-up in Rancho Cucamonga a suspect was caught up in the dragnet. The suspect in custody was none other than 61 year-old Frank Holder, a well respected, retired Pomona police sergeant of 30 years honorable service.

Holder, a Phelan, CA resident has had his home, vehicles and property searched. The FBI folks are examining every bit of his financial records looking for anything at all to tie him into these crimes.

Holder is currently being held without bond until an appearance before a federal Magistrate in Santa Anna.

We can only hope this is a case of mistaken identity.

A sad update 8/20/09:
A retired police sergeant has pleaded guilty to robbing two banks in holdups that earned him the nickname "The Grandpa Bandit."

Sixty-two-year-old Frank Holder of Phelan entered pleas to federal charges in Riverside and is free on bond.

A federal prosecutor said Wednesday Holder is expected to get a three-year sentence and must repay about $4,000.

Holder worked for the Pomona Police Department for 30 years and retired in 2004. He had no prior criminal record.

He pleaded guilty to robbing the banks in Southern California last October. Authorities say he had a gun during the holdups but never displayed it.

Information from: Inland Valley Daily Bulletin, http://www.dailybulletin.com

A Young Girl with A voice from Heaven

Here is a much needed break from our intense political and economic stress. Take a few minutes for some pure pleasure.

Germany—The American Idol TV show concept has landed all over the world and Germany has their own version too. Das Super Talent 2008 has yielded a young gal that will knock your socks off. Her name is Vanessa Krasniqi and she’s only 13 years old. There is a short interview here before she brings the house down with, Because Of You. I have a special fondness for Germany and their people after my days as a lucky Army nedical corpsman there during the height of the Viet Nam War.

If you liked that one wait until you here her one more time!