Beauty Bailout! Free Cosmetics!

Okay most of my readers are guys, but they all have wives, daughters and girlfriends. Of course there are lots of delightful ladies that would never miss reading anything I write!

Crimefile has learned that as a result of a price-fixing lawsuit many high end department stores must give away $175 million in free cosmetics.

There are no rules other than giving your name and telling them you bought these products before, during the period of: May 29, 1994 and July 16, 2003. No receipts or other proof is required.

I would be really upset if my Right thinking lady readers missed out on anything free. This all begins on Tuesday, January 20, 2009 until supplies are exhausted at the following stores: Bergdorf Goodman, Bergner’s, Bloomingdale’s, Boston Store, Carson Pirie Scott, Dillard’s, Gottschalks, Herberger’s, Macy’s, Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom, Parisian, Saks Fifth Avenue and Younkers.

The exact settlement details can be found here.

Comments

Anonymous said…

Hey Paul
Thanks for the tip! I'm hitting all the stores on Tuesday. It sure beats watching the Obama Coranation on TV!

Kisses,
Zelda M

January 18, 2009 11:40 AM

leomemorial said…

Nice. I will have to get there early :) tnx

January 19, 2009 12:02 PM

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