Tiger Woods Has Serious Image Problems.

Orlando, FL—This morning Tiger Woods' mother-in-law left the house in an ambulance. The whole world is wtching this fallen sports icon.

So far Tiger Woods have been linked to at least eleven women (the is growing fast) as his bed mates. It is interesting to see that Tiger Woods rejects African-American Women. Is Woods a racist? Aren’t African-American worthy of a roll in the hay with the legendary golfer?

Perhaps Woods would be more suitable as a pitchman for condoms, stripper bars or sex toys. I suspect that one by one Woods will be rejected by the current manufacturers that liked his former squeaky-clean image.

Woods has enough money at his young age to survive that horrible economy, the destruction of the American dollar and Barack Obama’s Communist revolution. So getting dumped from his current product endorsements won’t hurt him a bit.

Woods never has to touch another golf club either. I suspect in the old days Woods would have been expelled from every golfing organization and match over his personal conduct. We live in different times today and I see a Nobel Peace Prize in Woods’ future.

Comments

He Didn't Fool Me said…

Paul I'm not surprised.
That's why you'll never see me wearing sports paraphanelia and/or watching sports. What a waste of time, money and energy.
You and I spend our time more wisely than most, doing things that really matter.

Bill

December 08, 2009 8:51 AM

I.E. P.I. said…

She needs to abstain from him, divorce him and take him to the cleaners.

Then get AIDS tests over the next 12 months.

He's a very high risk.

December 08, 2009 9:16 AM

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