If you ever wondered what slow motion psychological collapse looks like when filmed entirely through police body cams, 911 recordings, and interrogation room fluorescents, congratulations. This movie is your reward. The Perfect Neighbor is a found footage fever dream stitched together from real audio and video. No actors. No reenactments. Just raw government recordings and the creeping realization that everyone involved is either incompetent, malicious, or terminally stupid. Our star is Susan Lorincz, a lonely, aging Florida woman who checks every box the internet loves to hate. White. Female. Isolated. Angry. Chronically on the phone with 911. Her crime? Living next door to a pack of feral kids with parents who mistook reproduction for parenting. For nearly two years, Lorincz did what the system tells you to do. Call the police. Over and over. She complained about harassment, threats, and escalating behavior. The cops responded with the usual modern law enforcement toolkit. Shrugs....