Let’s give credit where it’s due: Adolf Hitler could’ve gone down in history as Germany’s great economic savior. He took a country crushed by war, starving, humiliated, and with a currency worth less than toilet paper—and in record time, turned it into a global powerhouse. But unfortunately, a little thing called genocidal psychopathy got in the way. Minor flaw. How did he rise to power? Not with honesty or integrity, of course—but with fire, blood, and manipulation. The Reichstag fire? A political arson job straight out of a Bond villain’s playbook. Naturally, Hitler blamed the socialists, communists, and anyone else who wasn’t goose-stepping in rhythm. And surprise! His buddy Hermann Göring just happened to live across the street from the Reichstag, with a secret tunnel connecting the two. Total coincidence, right? And the gullible masses? They ate it up. Hook, line, and swastika. “Heil Hitler” wasn’t just a salute—it was a national hypnosis. Soon, Chancellor Hitler was Führer Hitl...