Chicago, IL —I had lunch yesterday with a lovely retired lady cop in the Windy City. She has enjoyed retirement as she plots her exit from Illinois tax slavery and this corrupt and bankrupt metropolis. After lunch I walked this gal to her car and we talked about how the law abiding citizens and how they are forced to become bait for mobs of thugs by unconstitutional gun laws forced upon them by moronic politicians. To my surprise she had a very creative and effective solution! With the plague of criminal Flash Mobs violently assaulting tourists and yuppies in Chicago's Loop and Near North Gold Coast areas people need protection. Of course because of HR 218 (The Law Enforcement Officers Safety Act) she can carry a loaded firearm nearly anywhere she wants. But her first line of defense is not the gun! She’s got a big can of Raid Insect killer ! As scientists have raced to find non-lethal and non-toxic sprays like tear gas and pepper sp...