Thursday, September 16, 2010

Name Chicago’s Cool Coyote

Chicago Animal Care and Control has been dispatched to a dog park at Huron Street and the Chicago River, where this coyote showed up today. (Nancy Stone/Chicago Tribune)

Chicago, IL
--This cunning and majestic creature deserves to be the Wind City’s new mascot. He deserves a special name and I will leave that up to my visitors.

Unlike a hapless mountain lion that showed up by Lane Technical High School a while back who was cut down by police gunfire, this critter is safe and sound and most likely on his way to re-settlement somewhere.

As for that rogue mountain lion police claim they found a gun not far from his paw. That was the cop’s story and they’re stickin’ to it! That killing was finally ruled as a Justifiable Homicide.


Anonymous said...

"That killing was finally ruled as a Justifiable Homicide."

wouldn't that be more accurately classified as a felinocide?

Amusing Bunni said...

Chicago's cool coyote should be namesd
"Clouty", or how about "Poorhouse", cause that's where we're all headed thanks to this city.

That gun by the lions paw was a plant.
He wouldn't lie.

Anonymous said...

The #2 lunch special at the Golden Wok.