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Parking Meter Rebellion Has Mayor Daley On the Ropes!

Chicago, IL—Chicago patriots have been destroying meters, boycotting parking on city streets and the private company can’t deal with their nightmare. Mayor Richard M. Daley is on the ropes for this terrible corrupt parking disaster. Now is no time to soften up! As long as there are still working meters the extortion against residents and visitors of Chicago will be standard operating procedure. Making war on the meters will cause the contractor to fail and void the contract. I hope this is only the beginning of taxpayers saying no to government. A good hammer, lots of Crazy Glue, slugs and eye protection are the weapons of this war. Cordless drills, saws and heavy trucks work really well to strike at this enemy. Remember Chicago, don’t snitch on meter vandals . If you ever get jury duty for a meter vandal the verdict is always NOT GUILTY ! Keep up the good work! Here is an instructinstructional video on how to fix Chicago's parking meters.

Mexico Won’t engage In joint US Border Patrols Why Should We Help Them?

Mexico City, Mexico -- Mexican President Felipe Calderon has ruled out joint patrols to stop smuggling and violence along the US-Mexico border. It’s very simple; Mexico has only exported violence, narcotics and poverty to the United States. This worthless banana republic deserves no aid and all of their trespassers returned at once. Corrupt American politicians will never let that happen. Mexico is corrupt through and through and unfortunately so is our own government. Americans have no choice but to take control of their own government by demanding the sealing of our border to prevent further spread of the Mexican Drug War onto our soil. To set an example we must demand the resignations and removals of the likes of Barney Frank, Nancy Pelosi, Christopher Dodd, Arlen Specter and the others deeply involved in America’s financial failure. We also need to oust anyone in government promoting violation of American immigration laws.

Things Go Better With Coke! VP Joe Biden’s Daughter Caught on Tape

Wilmington, DE -Last month somebody claimed to have used a video camera to capture the Vice President Joe Biden's daughter, Ashley Biden snorting lines of white powder that was allegedly cocaine. That photographer is looking to peddle his prize for some big cash. This scandal is being ignored by the dying Leftist media who are lockstep with the Barack Obama Administration. Remember the shabby media treatment VP candidate Sarah Palin received because her 17 year-old, unmarried daughter was knocked up? I thought the use of an illegal narcotic drug was much worse; it is after all a felony. Getting knocked up is no crime unless your mom is running for office against a Leftist sacred cow like Obama. Perhaps it’s because their Bolshevik hero, Barack Obama describes his own cocaine use in his autobiography they are ignoring this criminal act. Remember that picture of swimming champ Michael Phelps taking a hit from a marijuana bong? He was crucified over a soft drug but Ashley Biden g...

Glen Beck And His Message

New York, NY—Fox News has showcased the talent of a 45 year-old modern version of Paul Revere . Glen Beck is warning America that the country is under an attack by Communists seeking world domination. The problem is a whole gang of them have been elected and are in at least temporary command. Beck is energizing Americans while reminding them that they, not elected officials are in charge. That’s the way our government was designed. Beck is simply telling Americans to make their voices heard. Make no mistake; Beck is an accomplished showman who makes a lot of sense. To the likes of Barack Obama , and his merry band of Bolsheviks, Beck is a serious threat. Beck will be targeted for removal any way they can make it happen. Beck is shaking up the airwaves on both radio and television. Getting Americans unified and empowered so they can keep their freedom and liberty is no easy task. The IPod and Xbox generation don’t realize their wealth and comfort came from the blood of millions of bra...

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano Is Obstructing Justice

Washington, DC —It’s usually a serious felony to obstruct a federal officer in the performance of his or her duty. Nobody changed the law but the former Arizona Governor, Janet Napolitano is taking the law into her own hands to satisfy her own personal anti-American agenda. This lawless director has halted ICE raids on suspected illegal aliens. I can’t imagine why this woman with zero law enforcement or military experience has been given the job to protect our homeland. Napolitano is a run of the mill lawyer and former US attorney whose best qualification is being a Democratic politician. If government agents don’t like the laws they must wait until they are changed by Congress or struck down by the courts before they can ignore them. Any law enforcement officer that refuses to adhere to the oath of office they took upon appointment should be removed and is this case of actual obstruction should be charged with a crime. Read more here.

Lana Clarkson’s Life and Death OnThe Boulevard Of Broken Dreams

Venice, CA —In a tiny cottage here lived Lana Clarkson . She was a great looking glamorous lady. She sought work as an actress/entertainer with limited success. In Hollywood you either have an agent or you are unemployed. Agents are difficult to obtain even for very talented people. Clarkson needed an agent. Lana Clarkson was not particularly talented but talent is not a requirement to make it in this town if you have the looks. There is no formula, but getting famous before your famous helps a lot. Hollywood was the birthplace of the publicity stunt. The trick is to pull one off without getting arrested. Actress and comedienne, Carol Channing was always a champ of the PR stunts. Lana Clarkson had one B-movie, starring role and little to brag about or more importantly, pay the rent. I know many like Lana here in L.A. that are emotionally hurting while waiting to fulfill a dream. Hollywood is unforgiving about age. For women it is doubly true. Clarkson turned 40, a milestone of old age...

Could A Conservative Republican Mayor be Elected In Chicago?

  Chicago, IL —Impossible you say? Not really, the city is such a total mess right now it could be the only hope. Imagine a new mayor who will offer two thirds reductions on taxes while ripping out those extortionate parking meters to bring needed businesses back into the city? Imagine a mayor who will lower sales taxes below the suburban areas to bring new shoppers, life and wealth into this once great city? How about a mayor who would allow a developer to bring back a larger and better Meigs Field Airport to the lakefront and the revenue it once generated? How about a mayor dedicated to seeing all of Chicago’s dangerous, slums civilized and gentrified. How about a mayor that would facilitate the return of horses and affordable stables to the Chicago Park District? How about a mayor that would offer significant financial incentives to film makers so they locate or bring their business and jobs to the city? (I know one film I want to make in the Windy City!) How about a Mayor looki...

Legalization Of Narcotics Will Destroy Criminal Organizations

Let me apologize for the gruesome and graphic photo here. This is one of hundreds law enforcement officers have sent me to show just what’s going on in our border towns. I used this photo because it’s of poor quality compared to the other photos and videos that show this sickening horror fueled by our American Drug War. If you are shocked, that was my intention because we as a country have the power to stop this carnage. We must stop this now. Washington, DC —With so many hundreds of billions of dollars wasted on the so called Drug War America’s addiction for narcotics is stronger than ever. The forced treatment programs for those addicts arrested just don’t work. For treatment to work it must come as a result of desire by the addicted to get cured. Prison has proven to be counterproductive since all the likeminded addicts are together and exchange ideas on furthering their drug activities. The real victims are not the addicts. They are the thousands murdered every year by cr...

Spector Jury Under Cutting Edge Defense Investigation Scrutiny

Los Angeles, CA —Jurors are on a four day holiday until Wednesday when they return to Judge Larry Paul Fidler’s jury room to determine the fate of legendary record producer, Phil Spector. What the jury does not know their Internet activities have been closely monitored for violations of the court’s order to avoid conversations along with any form of publication involving Spector and any witnesses. Cutting edge surveillance devices have already exposed some jury Internet surfing and e-mails. The involved jurors will only have to face the music for this behavior should Spector be convicted. If there is a conviction on any count the defense will move for a mistrial and present their evidence. A single incident will be sufficient to obtain a mistrial and a third trial would be likely. Should Spector be acquitted or the jury hangs, the defense will not need to reveal whatever they know about jury misconduct. Any members of the jury exposed for misconduct will have a serious problem with...

Barack Obama Is Public Enemy Number One!

Washington, DC —As the Obama Administration is raping our free market system; his staffers have floated their incredibly outrageous, dangerous and destructive ideas endangering the way of life and safety of Americans. . The Secretary of Treasury is open to the idea of discontinuing the dollar and adopting a new world currency issued by a totalitarian Communist nation. The Attorney General is planning to bring the most onerous infringements on the right to keep and bears arms ever in America. The National Intelligence Director now wants to release dangerous Guantanamo inmates trained to kill Americans on our own soil and give them free money. Americans are being taxed beyond the level of extortion. This was not the platform Barack Obama expressed during his political campaign. Had he expressed these ideas Obama would never been elected. His true colors are showing now. Now that it’s too late to take back those votes. Barack Obama clearly wants to see America weak, defenseless and...

Taxpayers vs. Crooked Politicians—Chicago’s Parking Meter Revolt

Chicago, IL —Chicago’s politicians are little more than organized crime bosses anymore. Instead of serving the people Chicago’s politicians have simply become extortionists. They’ve taxed, squandered and stolen to the point of chasing taxpayers out of the city. Businesses remaining in the city are victimized by every kind of tax scam that politicians can dream up. If potential customers and clients can’t drive or park anywhere business will be boarding up and moving somewhere else. Recently the City of Chicago gave a 75 year contract to a private company in New York, LAZ to handle all of Chicago’s parking meters and collection. The rates doubled but the anger of Chicago’s citizens has gone through the roof. Vandalized and inoperable meters are everywhere. Missing from the streets are the automobiles of people patronizing local businesses. A death blow has been dealt that spells disaster for Chicago. I want to gleefully accept responsibility for some of the vandalism since I hav...

Will Hate Or Real Evidence Decide Phil Spector’s Fate?

Los Angeles, CA —The parade of jilted former girlfriends and disdain for Phil Spector’s wealth and celebrity have all been used to fan the fires of a lynch mob. Prosecutors were on a mission to convict Phil Spector no matter the evidence and have enjoyed judicial free rein throughout two murder trials. The current jury has been getting too much of their evidence the same way most juries do these days, over the Internet in violation of court rules. At least one blogger is believed to be spewing daily hate and misinformation on behalf of the family of Lana Clarkson who are hoping for a conviction that will enable them to loot Phil Spector’s estate in their pending civil action. The scientific evidence to murder is simply not there. Since there were no witnesses Judge Larry Paul Fidler has allowed the jury to be swayed by allegations spanning nearly four decades concerning Spector’s prior relationships. Never in Phil Spector’s 69 year history has he ever physically injured anyone. ...

Senator Benjamin Cardin Won’t Let Newspapers Die

Baltimore, MD —Career Democratic politician Senator Benjamin Cardin has introduced a bill to save newspapers called the, Newspaper Revitalization Act . Never mind that Americans are less literate than ever and advertisers and readers have been rejecting this form of media in favor of other news sources for the last two decades. The days of when only rich men or syndicates could own the huge machinery and infrastructure required for printing newspapers or broadcasting are over. It’s possible today to publish a multimedia blog with equipment that costs less than $5000.00. It’s possible to publish worldwide using publically owned computers at your own local library. They call this form of publishing the New Media. Everyone has the largest news stand on earth at their fingertips today. Every newspaper employee from the delivery boy up to the publisher if facing a hard cold fact, they are obsolete. Live video broadcasts today are cheap and simple to deliver and are giving journalist...

Boob Jobs And Crime

Phoenix, AZ —Some years ago I was sent out to investigate a an embezzlement from one of the leading commercial property management firms. My investigative leads were two ladies who recently left their jobs at the bookkeeping department. I simply knocked on the door of the rented home where these usual suspects lived. I used my trademark introduction, “Hi, my name is Paul Huebl, I’m a licensed private investigator and I’ll bet you know why I’m here?” In no time these two attractive young women confessed to me and my hidden tape recorder how they siphoned off $50,000.00 from their former employer to fraudulent companies they created. The two offenders offered me a very plausible reason for the theft. It turned out the two gals were unhappy with their breast size and wanted that porn star look. Both ladies took their ill-gotten gains to a talented Las Vegas surgeon who had them both ready for showgirl auditions in no time at all. The two suspects lived together in the rented house ...

Coming to Your Neighborhood Soon—Not Your Father’s Pharmacy

Westwood Village, Los Angeles, CA— Right across the street from UCLA is a new business. They are selling quasi-legal cannabis sativa, the polite term for marijuana. I say quasi-legal because there is a conflict with federal law about the medicinal application for this journey to the Twilight Zone . These places get busted all the time. However now they’re banking on our admitted cocaine abusing President, Barack Obama to end the drug prohibition. I hate drug abusers and non-medical use of any intoxicant. However I want our government completely out of the drug business unless it’s regulating what is prescribed by physicians for legitimate treatment. Ending the Drug War will save lives and hundreds of billions of dollars every year. It will also put the Drug Lords in a business with a meager profit like the people get that sell coffee and sugar. The only exception to regulation is zoning. This kind of signage should be zoned away to Afghanistan or at least to an industrial area...

Four Good Cops Murdered In Oakland, CA

Oakland, CA —In this cesspool of a Bolshevik run city where African-Americans openly hate cops there was an explosion of murder today. Four cops were murdered. A wanted parole violator was also shot to death and he has been named as the killer. I fear the worst is yet to come. Will there be 1960’s Black Panther inspired ambush attacks on cops by racist Black cowards? It’s time for cops everywhere to take more precautions than ever. Don’t race to calls without adequate back up. Carry no less than four extra magazines instead of two. Bring an extra box or two of ammo in your gear bags. Make sure your body armor is not outdated and keep a ballistic helmet handy. Don’t risk your life in the neighborhoods that support politicians that don’t support cops. Don’t give anyone a chance to hurt you or your partner. Let those hot calls cool off a little before you go in. Three of the four dead officers were sergeants. This investigation will take a few days to sort out. One offender was...

Will Phil Spector Be His Own Best Witness?

Los Angeles, CA— Record producing legend Phil Spector , is on trial for his life in connection with the death of Lana Clarkson . A huge question for Spector and his lawyers is whether or not to have him testify. The conventional wisdom says no. However there are circumstances present that change that scenario. First it may open the door for testimony from people that hate him. The hate campaign in the form of a bimbo parade of spurned but otherwise uninjured lovers already tainted the jury and it can’t get any worse now. Spector will have to withstand cross-examination from prosecutors. I think Spector won’t have any real trouble here. He is the only living witness that knows what happened. He can tell the world what he knows and settle the facts. The only serious problem is that Phil Spector mumbles and will be difficult to hear. He’s also had surgery that further obstructed his voice projection abilities. To me it’s very conceivable that Clarkson, who had a habit of steali...

Prosecutors Hope For A Compromise Verdict On Spector Murder Trial.

Los Angeles, CA —Prosecutor’s know they have a paper thin case against music legend, Phil Spector in connection with the death of Lana Clarkson . The facts in the way of a conviction are that the woman was a drug addicted, alcoholic with the weight of the world on her despondent shoulders and the fact that the science of this case exonerates Spector. The trial has been a non-stop hate campaign and character assassination of the producer by a lifetime's collection former jilted girlfriends. Then there’s the illegal alien limo driver who got a free Green Card for telling the cops what they wanted to hear. He claimed to have heard a “confession quote” from a distraught mumbling Phil Spector. Prosecutors fought tooth and nail for a lesser charge because they know a lesser conviction is easier to obtain. That’s a disingenuous reason to say the least. Judge Larry Paul Fidler has done all he could do to help prosecutors convict Spector. Now the judge included an uncharged Involunta...

Rent-A-Cops Proposed To Patrol Chicago Streets

Chicago, IL —Some members of Chicago’s City Council are obviously hooked on crack. They want to give poorly screened, trained and armed security guard special police powers and let them loose in high crime neighborhoods replacing cops. I can see armed street gang members in guard uniforms legitimizing their extortion, intimidation and control over the neighborhoods. The real police will come in on invitation only. The security guards will be given limited arrest powers and will be engaged in revenue generating activities like writing various court citations. I’m not sure just how the city plans on skirting laws that require proper selection and training of people enforcing laws. They need to learn about P.O.S.T. and what that’s all about. Cops are sworn to their oaths of office, security guards are not. It is permissible to resist the arrest of a private person but not the police. There are too many problems to mention here. That’s not to say private guards cannot be hired to ha...

A TV News Photographer Shoots The President!

Los Angeles, CA— Never let it be said that I’m a fan of Barack Obama’s . However because I serve the news business as a freelance producer and have a blog, Barack Obama is a newsmaker and must be accurately covered. No, I don’t want Obama to succeed in his Marxist quest. However, I would love nothing more for this fellow to, save our economy; protect all our freedom and liberty while maintaining respect for the producers and taxpayers. KCBS-KCAL TV photojournalist Bryan Frank had that duty and related his experience and posted several photos he took along the way on his blog, BeFrank. I got a chuckle from something this straight shooter wrote: “Ooh, here's a little tip. The Secret Service and everyone in charge of the President's media access is much friendlier if you word your request correctly. Always be specific in your phrasing. I'd like to record video or I'd like to photograph the President is always, always, always, always, always, always better than saying...

The Obama Administration Pollutes The Environment and Wastes Money

Washington DC —The Obama Gun Seizure Machine is gearing up for real War On Gun Owners. They’ve now banned government contractors from recycling spent ammunition brass for the civilian market. This is just another hateful display of, “we won the election and will do whatever we want”. Not only are these Communist whack-jobs wasting millions they are causing the wasting of energy and unnecessary pollution of the environment as manufactures now have to create new casings from raw brass. Sooner or later this foolishness will weaken our national defense, not that these enemies of America care. Someone please tell me how this Obama policy helps do anything constructive or enhances public safety at all. Maybe all Americans should follow Obama's lead and stop recycling altogether. Will these Communists learn what, “From my dead Cold hands” means? It means that any politicians, bureaucrats or government agents involved in taking guns from Americans better get their personal affairs...

Huge Phoenix Arizona “Straw Man” Gun Case Tossed Out Of Court

Phoenix, AZ —Attorney General Terry Goddard has always been a gun rights hater. It was no surprise when he indicted Phoenix gun store owner, George Iknadosian , of X-Caliber Guns on 21 counts ranging from fraud, to money laundering. The root of the case involved the sale of some alleged 700 weapons Goddard’s office claimed found their way to a Mexican drug cartel. Apparently Arizona citizens who were lawfully entitled to purchase firearms and had no trouble passing the federal background check required of all gun purchasers and bought guns from this dealer. The "Straw Man" gun buyers had apparently not revealed that their intent was to export the guns to others either unqualified to purchase or export the guns to Mexico. All of the buyers involved had previously pled guilty to various charges in connection with this case. Today Judge Robert Gottsfield issued rare directed Not Guilty verdicts before the case ever got to the jury. My long time lawyer ...

Why News Reporters Fail On Gun Control Stories.

It’s always the same. Some politician or media attention whore and whack job like Chicago’s Father Michael Pfleger sounds the alarm for some new gun ban. The news organizations come running to cover the carefully crafted media event complete with parents of young people killed usually while engaged in risky behavior. The reporters grab video, interviews and then never go to the other side for opposing views. Instead they head to the nearest gun store where businessmen freely talk to reporters while enjoying free advertising. Gun dealers but for a select few exceptions are neither educated spokesmen nor experts on gun control. They are nothing more than ordinary men on the street with varied opinions. If reporters want to get both sides they can always get interviews from the NRA leadership or any of the state gun rights organizations. Gun dealers don’t represent or speak for gun owners or their advocacy organizations. Getting half the story on gun control or any story is always d...

Tax Money for Media Bailouts And My Personal Blog

Newspapers are in serious danger of extinction and it’s the same for Television news and news magazines. Cutbacks because of declining readership and viewers are everywhere. It looks like the fickle American public is no longer satisfied with the same old Liberal propaganda machines. Waiting in the wings to take over for these, has been outfits that are unable or unwilling to give the public what it needs and wants is your favorite Crimefile News offering, Crimes, Guns and Videotape . I’m poised to bring something new to the face and scope of news. Yes folks, there is hope and change in the cards for the delivery of news and commentary but for government interference. I will be enjoined by government from expanding into a commercial news provider as our politicians give your money to these organizations that Americans have already rejected as their news providers. I will never be able to compete for my piece of the American dream. As a journalist with a publication I have a rig...

AIG Bonus Mess Stems From Simple Government Interference.

Washington, DC —Our politician’s pretend outrage is laughable when under our free market system of government AIG should have collapsed except for un-American government free market tampering. There would have been no sky high bonuses or golden parachute severance packages for any of the architects of that failed company, just well-deserved unemployment. Other healthier American companies would have rushed and filled the void created by AIG’s demise. When our politicians used taxpayer funds to bail out this mismanaged train wreck they also had to accept their existing contracts including golden parachutes for retirees and those bonuses. Those who voted for the bailout deserve a severe beating from the American public not the bailed out executives of a company that should have been unceremoniously laid to rest. It’s my fervent hope that every American politician that voted for the bailout and that phony stimulus package be tried for treason.

Why J-Fed Failed As Chicago’s Police Superintendant

Chicago, IL —Twice in my lifetime rank and file Chicago cops have handed down a no-confidence vote on a police superintendent. That last time that happened was to former superintendent Matt Rodriquez , who was paling around with a notorious convicted felon. The Fraternal Order of Police just took a vote and Jody Weis was invited to leave the department by the working cops of Chicago. This vote came after little more than a year on the job. Jody Weis was a square peg in a round hole since the day the mayor appointed him. Weis was never a street cop and could not relate to them. His wearing a uniform he never earned was a big mistake as was his effort to model the department after weightlifting steroid using muscle heads. The biggest problem Weiss had was the direction from City Hall. The mayor and influential members of the City Council wanted to give the more vocal local African-American reverends the ability to create police policy. Police work is difficult enough to do without crea...

Obama Is On A Deadly Collision Course With Americans

Washington, DC —Just two months into his Administration Barack Obama is headed for a huge conflict with the people of this country. So far we have four major outrages: 1. The ongoing destruction of free enterprise. 2. A proposal that wounded veterans pay for their own medical care. 3. The ending of the Armed Pilots Program. 4. An announced War on Gun Owner's Constitutional rights. Whose side is this Communist bastatrd on? Can Obama be stopped? Can a Civil War be far behind? Will American soldiers fire on fellow Americans? Will Obama see the error of his ways? Will our Congress follow Obama straight to Hell?

California’s New Effort To Reform Its Concealed Weapons Law.

Sacramento, CA —Excuse me for being a pessimist in this solid Land of Bolsheviks but I don’t think this bill has a snowball’s chance in Hell. California’s gun haters will spend millions to protect the state’s muggers, rapists and killers. With the pending release of tens of thousands of felons from California’s prisons California’s politicians would rather provide safer working conditions for carjackers, kidnappers and serial killers than allow for the meaningful self-defense of the law-abiding people. None the less, contact those assembly members in your district as well as the following members and tell them to pass this important measure for public safety: Jose Solorio 2400 E. Katella Avenue Suite 640 Anaheim, CA 92806 Curt Hagman 23355 E. Golden Springs Dr. Diamond Bar, CA 91765 Warren Furutani 4201 Long Beach Blvd. Suite 327 Long Beach, CA 90807 Danny Gilmore 1489 W. Lacey Blvd., Suite 103 Hanford, CA 93230 Jerry Hill 1528 South El Camino Real Suite 302 San Mate...

Drew Peterson Grilled by Amy Jacobson, Geoff Pinkus and The Public

Chicago, IL — Amy Jacobson once again proved her mettle as an investigative reporter when she went face to face with Drew Peterson last night. It was on Geoff Pinkus’ Livin’ Large Radio Show that Derw Peterson and his lawyer, Joel Brodsky answered those biting questions so many inquiring minds wanted answered. Jacobson never missed a chance to hit Peterson with a skillfully crafted questions and great follow-ups. On the other side was an experienced professional cop/witness/suspect with 30 years of police work on his resume. I don’t know if Jacobson exposed any information that would solve the mystery but she followed the first rule of every investigator, she kept the suspect talking. As for the interview in general it was timely, interesting and informative. It was great radio that showcased an obvious resurrection of news reporter, Amy Jacobson. It was the strikingly similar case of Lisa Stebic , the wife of a private investigator, Craig Stebic in another Chicago area probe ...

Outrage Over Marketing Of Fried Chicken

Germany —Some overly sensitive people are calling this racist. Others simply understand that nearly all African-Americans have a diet of choice that goes with the culture and has no race agenda. Watermelon and chicken have always been associated with African-Americans and to make that somehow an insult is both sick and twisted. Is this unfair use of a name that just happens to be the current American President's? Since they only use "Obama" without the Presidents first name or likeness the association can only be in the mind of the observer. A German company has drawn major criticism for marketing their tasty new “Obama-Fingers”. Because of the rhubarb, this company is now getting great free worldwide advertising. We know they will make more money than ever. Tyson foods should have dreamed this up here. It’s okay to like fried, chicken, watermelon or any other food your physician will let you consume. Let me say that being a well-feed White guy I can attest to my s...

On The Hunt for Lindsey Lohan, Fugitive from Justice

Hollywood, CA -As the cops are on the lookout for fugitive Lindsey Lohan . Lohan's new lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley is trying to get that arrest warrant quashed. That’s difficult to accomplish on a Sunday. Holley can be counted upon to plead her client’s case first thing in the morning in the Beverley Hills courthouse. Let’s keep this story in its rightful perspective. Lohan was free on misdemeanor probation for a DUI offense. This is not armed robbery. She has a history of showing up for court but has been snagged for some technical violation of the conditions of her probation. Lohan should be given the benefit of the doubt, her warrant quashed and instead she should be ordered to appear and show cause why her probation should not be violated. Should Lohan fail to appear an arrest warrant is the proper and legal remedy. I suspect that Lohan can find her way to court without guns and handcuffs. That last thing that should happen is a repeat of that ugly and unforgivable in...

Beating The Bail Bondsman

Looking at Lindsey Lohan’s latest arrest warrant legal troubles I decided to inform the less affluent working man or woman living in a failing economy a way to beat overblown and impossible bail settings on arrest warrants. I hope you, or a family member or friend will never have to resort to this method but if you find yourself in a jam this will help. I see lots of arrests for various new Obama inspired gun bans on the horizon. First determine what court, judge, and case number is involved with the warrant. That may require a phone call to the prosecutor’s office or the court clerk. Prepare a written, “Emergency Motion for Release on Own Recognizance or reduced Bail.” The motion should state how long you lived in the community and you’ve never failed to appear in any court. Further you should state that you are anxious to prove your innocence without going into any facts surrounding the case . Bring your motion and two copies to the courtroom of the judge that issued the warr...

On The Lam With Lindsey Lohan

Hollywood, CA— She’s frantically looking for a lawyer and bail bond arrangements at this hour. This legendary lass would much rather bed with her “Daddy DJ” Sam Samantha Ronson then bunk with the ladies in the L.A. County Jail. The problem is a pesky $50,000.00 arrest warrant over a probation issue stemming from a 2007 DUI conviction. Where does a more recognizable face duck the law? Will one of her paparazzi pals rat her out so he can snap that big money picture of this lovely lesbian in handcuffs? We all know the answer to that one. Fame has its price. Where’s legal legend, Blair Berk when you need her? I bet she’s working overtime and already making nice for Lohan. Cold hard cash beats the Public Defender any day. I hope Lohan takes a little effort to make that new booking photo look like her latest promotional headshot A special request to Lindsey and Blair: Let this old PI in on the place and time of surrender so I can get that hot photo, I can really use the $$$ ! Yikes...

The NRA Membership Has Ignored Minorities For Too Long

Pictured above, Freedom Fighter, Frederic Douglass and modern Civil Rights Leader and NRA Director Roy Innis . Innis marched with Dr. King for civil rights. Innis is also a founder of the Congress of Racial Equality Chicago, IL --Fairfax, VA, is Ground Zero for the fight for our fundamental rights for survival. This is where our Second Amendment rights are guarded by the vigilance of several million members of the National Rifle Association . Something is missing and demands attention. The recruitment of minorities especially African Americans has been overlooked. The history of American gun control began during post Civil War reconstruction to further victimize and control the newly freed slaves. The idea spread up the Northeast Seaboard to New York City. It was later used to oppress each new ethnic group entering the land of the not so free. America’s African American politicians are lock step with the Ku Klux Klan. Overwhelmingly they support every kind of gun ban. They do that as...

Even The Lawyers Need Food Stamps Now

Chicago, IL -Powerhouse law firm, Sidley Austin LLP has had to jettison 89 associates and 140 staff members. The law firms are obviously not immune to our economic fee fall. Many other silk stockings law firms have dumped hundreds of lawyers and other staff members worldwide. This kind of meltdown was always unthinkable in a society that has been litigating and fighting more contract and property battles than ever. I guess too many companies can no longer afford lawyers. It looks like we will be seeing some well dressed folks in the breadlines. Hang on folks this is only the beginning.