Woke Milwaukee Judge Caught Aiding and Abetting—Now She Wants a “Get Out of Jail Free” Card

Oh, you’re going to love this circus.

Judge Hannah Dugan, Milwaukee’s reigning queen of woke justice, found herself in a little oopsie—you know, just casually helping a criminal defendant escape from federal ICE officers. No big deal, right? Just another day in social justice fantasyland.

Here’s the scene: ICE had a warrant. They were ready to make a lawful arrest. And what did Her Honor do? Did she uphold the law like judges are supposed to? Of course not! She went full Harriet Tubman—for illegal aliens. She personally snuck the guy out of a restricted, non-public exit like it was a secret underground railroad stop for fugitives with court dates.

Now, rather than owning up to this brazen obstruction, she’s surrounded herself with an all-star legal dream team of woke warriors. Their argument? “Your Honor, she has absolute power in the courthouse—like some kind of judicial emperor. She’s immune! She’s untouchable! Bow before her robes!”

Seriously?

They’re even citing the Trump immunity case—because obviously, a county judge helping a guy dodge ICE is the same as the President executing constitutional duties. Right. And my Chihuahua is a Navy SEAL.

So far, she’s only made her grand entrance before a U.S. Magistrate for her initial appearance. Next up: a random federal judge will be assigned to the case—and wouldn’t you know it, the smart money says it’ll be a Biden or Obama appointee. Because in this game, party loyalty is thicker than the Constitution.

If that happens, brace yourself: they’ll probably toss the charges like yesterday’s compost, and Judge Dugan will ride off into the sunset in her Prius, smug as ever. But don’t worry—the U.S. Attorney can still appeal, and this legal soap opera is far from over.

In the meantime, Dugan’s got a few awkward conversations ahead—with the Wisconsin judicial commission, the State Bar, and anyone who still thinks judges should maybe not help defendants flee arrest.

Let’s just say her career robe might be headed for the dry cleaner… permanently.

Milwaukee Judge Catches a Bad Case of Trump Derangement... and Torches Her Career

Well, it finally happened. Another perfectly average judge decided to go full kamikaze on her legal career — all in the name of TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome). Congratulations, Milwaukee! You've got your own headline-grabbing judicial flameout: Judge Hannah Dugan.

Let’s rewind to April 18. A small band of federal officers — you know, the kind who arrest people wanted for serious crimes — showed up at the Milwaukee County Courthouse. They weren’t in riot gear or swinging battering rams. Nope, just six plainclothes feds quietly trying to pick up a guy named Flores-Ruiz, who was already in court on domestic violence charges. A perfect opportunity, right? The guy was literally *gift-wrapped* for pickup.

But wait. Enter Judge Hannah Dugan, stage far-left.

Apparently deciding that enforcing federal law is now optional — or maybe just less important than her personal feelings about Donald Trump — Judge Dugan dove in headfirst to obstruct the arrest. That’s right. Instead of letting the officers do their job, she played interference, like a defensive lineman with a gavel. Then, just to really earn her merit badge in obstruction of justice, she allegedly helped Flores-Ruiz escape.

Yes, escape. Like in a movie. Only dumber.

Was this a bold stand for civil rights? A noble act of resistance? Nah. It was a middle-aged meltdown in real time — a woman so consumed by her hatred for Trump-era immigration enforcement that she chose career suicide on the altar of political theater.

You almost want to feel bad for her. Almost.

Because here’s the punchline: Flores-Ruiz wasn’t some helpless dreamer being wrongfully targeted. He was a fugitive. From justice. But hey, facts are such buzzkills when you're suffering a severe episode of TDS.

So here we are. Judge Hannah Dugan — once robed in honor, now possibly disrobed by indictment — lit the fuse on her career and watched it burn in a spectacular display of self-righteous lunacy. Whether or not federal charges come, her credibility is already smoldering like a Wisconsin brat left too long on the grill.

If anyone ever writes a handbook on How to Ruin Your Life in Under 10 Minutes: The Bench Edition, Dugan’s got the first chapter locked down.