Since its grand debut nearly 80 years ago, the UN has racked up a spectacular record of failure in its supposed core mission: peacekeeping. Wars keep happening, genocide keeps happening, and dictators still strut across its stage pretending to care. Meanwhile, American taxpayers fork over at least $4 billion a year to keep this diplomatic retirement home running. For what? A bunch of overpaid bureaucrats lounging in prime Manhattan real estate while accomplishing exactly nothing. The UN began with noble intentions. But if phone calls between world leaders achieve just as much, and they do, why keep bankrolling this total shit show? Its presence today is purely symbolic, a costly monument to global inaction. The New York headquarters is crammed with career diplomats wasting oxygen and congratulating each other for meaningless resolutions. It is long past time to take the grown up step: pack up their fancy offices, hand them their eviction notice, and let someone else host the most ...

Renting a car sounds innocent enough, right? You show your license, sign the paperwork, and drive away thinking you’re just borrowing a car, not a set of felony charges. Wrong. Welcome to the modern clown show of rental car companies. I recently had a case where a client was charged with stealing a car from Avis. He thought it was a brilliant idea to represent himself. Newsflash: representing yourself in court is like doing your own brain surgery. It is messy, painful, and almost always ends badly. This nonsense isn’t new. Remember Hertz? I somehow recalled a little “oops” moment where they reported cars stolen that were, in fact, rented. One poor guy, just a tourist in Vegas, got the full Las Vegas moment sans the wedding chapel ceremony. Instead of meeting Elvis he met Cops at gunpoint, face in the asphalt and a vacation memory he’ll never forget! I decided to dig deeper using ChatGPT, and what I found was staggering. This wasn’t one mistake. It was practically company policy. Cleric...

Bill Maher, the master of smug smirks, built a career out of mocking conservatives while sprinkling just enough insults at liberals to look “balanced.” His crown jewel was Politically Incorrect, which was pitched as bold, edgy television but usually looked like a bad dinner party where washed-up celebrities pretended to know politics. The hook? Toss in a few “ordinary people” to make the stars look smart by comparison. Enter me. Maher held auditions in Phoenix, probably because he needed fresh meat far enough from Hollywood that the poor saps like me would work cheap. I showed up, gave my best, and actually made the cut as a finalist. That’s right, I was this close to being the civilian circus act next to D-list celebrities debating topics they’d Googled in the limo. Then ABC axed the show. Just like that, my fifteen minutes of fame evaporated. Later, I ran into Maher at a Hollywood party, where we clinked glasses and lamented the cancellation. He looked annoyed his platform was gone...

Most of the political left never had the slightest clue about Charlie Kirk. Their “knowledge” came from hearsay passed around like gossip in a high school cafeteria. Forget actually watching one of his debates, that would require effort. No, the marching orders were simple: he’s conservative, slap on the “extremist” label, and call it a day. Then came Kirk’s murder and today’s memorial service, and millions of people got their first real look at Charlie Kirk. And guess what? They saw a man who was not only decent but downright admirable. That sound you hear is Democrat voters slowly realizing they’ve been conned, gaslit, and flat-out lied to by the so-called “influencers” of their party. I say influencers because let’s be honest, the Democrats don’t have leaders. They’ve got professional whiners with Twitter accounts and zero popularity outside their little echo chamber. The Democrats are choking on their own rot. They need a fresh young leader without the stench of corruption or the ...

The technology is already here. We could offer free education to every human being on the planet. Not tomorrow. Not “someday.” Right now. Let’s get brutally honest. Maybe 10 percent of teachers actually know how to inspire students. Think back on your own school years. How many teachers truly lit a fire in you? If you’re honest, the answer hovers around that same 10 percent. The rest just went through the motions. So here is the nuclear point. Why should we continue protecting a failing system when artificial intelligence and modern technology can do it better, faster, and for free? Teacher unions will explode at the thought, but their outrage is not a reason to stop progress. Why AI Beats the Old Classroom In a classroom, you might raise your hand, ask a question, and get a rushed or half-baked answer. Online, you can pause, replay, and review until you understand. With AI, you can ask any question and get a precise, fact-checked answer in seconds. No ego. No wasted time. No bias....

In every big city run by Democrats, chaos is the daily special. Gun crime is out of control, but so is every other crime. Carjackings, robberies, assaults, murders,   all flourishing like weeds in the garden of leftist stupidity. The reason is no mystery. Reduced enforcement, no cash bail, and endless leniency have turned America’s cities into dangerous wastelands. Look no further than Charlotte, North Carolina, where a young Ukrainian woman was savagely murdered on the light rail. No gun was involved. The true killers were prosecutors and judges who handed Decarlos Brown Jr. a free pass for 14 prior violent crimes. They might as well have sharpened the knife for him. And then we get the classic nonsense line from the political left: “Government can’t just arrest its way out of crime.” Absolute garbage. Of course it can. Put criminals in cages and the streets get safer. That’s not complicated. Punishment works. It deters crime. It makes people think twice. Leniency is nothing mor...